GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
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winterlark: if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not THIS! People used to be all...
So, for two weeks my life was good. Then fate...
[[MORE]] I was doing my part, felt useful and got to do stuff. I went in for late shifts because there’d be more to do. My supervisor told me that he was thankful for my help and: “Did you do [procedure] yet? Okay, so we’ll do the next one together.” Now a new colleague (two actually, one comes in early, one late) came to the department on Tuesday and suddenly I’m...
2479) Shortly after I came out with my identity, I...
I think the general thing there isn’t “skirt = girl”, although it feels like it. Sometimes bio!males mistake their crossdressing and fetishising the idea of being (or being treated like) a woman for being transgender. Naturally these men start to feel uncomfortable at some point in transitioning - some of them go as far as surgery and are naturally disappointed. So, while it...
falling in love with someone hundreds of miles...
Have you ever felt so strongly abut something that
A Princess in Wolf's Clothing: starrywish said:... →
yamino: starrywish said: Don’t EVER touch them. If you touch the babies the mother won’t recognize them and treat them as a enemy, then they’ll be mommy food. I’ve been getting a ton of asks/responses to this effect. Mice don’t think humans smell like “enemies” (if they did, they wouldn’t… Birth is a traumatic event for mothers, but we humans have the advantage of thinking it through...
Ask Box Valentines
dontstartlethewitch: Green - I like you but not a crush Blue - I have a crush on you Orange - I think you’re beautiful Yellow - I think you’re hot Red - I love you Pink - Be my valentine Purple - I want a second chance Silver - I miss you Gold - I used to like you if i could wake up to an ask box full of valentines, it might negate some of the seething rage i feel on valentines day. i hate...
A shout out to all owners of UK M*A*S*H DVDs
Do you get a lot of multilingual, unskippable anti piracy messages? Like before and/or after every episode? The main complain on the German versions is just that and I really don’t care for the German dubbing enough to put up with that - if the UK version is better in that regard. But from the Amazon comments I can’t tell whether there’s less anti piracy advocation or if Brits...
jay4077: I hate when I’m listening to music and I automatically think which M*A*S*H character/pairing fits the song. You know, there’s probably a name for what’s wrong with me. I just haven’t found it yet. :P Happens a lot for me. To the point where certain songs are fixed with a certain pairing/fandom in my head and my obsession about a fandom is not complete if I don’t have a...
I am the only one who thinks...
… that 90s and ’00s television was trying to be *so* witty, funny and innovative by having queer subtext and jokes, when M*A*S*H had Trapper and Hawkeye waltz through the swamp or Hawkeye laying one on Frank post-OR? And it was no big deal (at least in the story, I don’t know about reactions to the scenes). And they addressed the problems of being gay in the Army back then...
vocaroo: my grandma said to me “i’m scared that when i die the germans will try to invade again” which implies she is the only woman in the world that is preventing a german invasion, and in her death, the last political force standing in germany’s way will have fallen Yeah, that’s right. We got her picture up everywhere, like those ‘Wanted’ posters, to remind us when...
Problems with being a male
beyondthebinary: Having emotions is seen as weakness Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine Makeup isn’t even an option Not living up to the...
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
videohall: Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for
When a guy tells me he believes in equality but...
datingwhenfeminist: Considering the points of the loudest ‘feminists’ seem to be “Look where men got us, it’s time we put them in their place and rule and everything will be better to infinity and beyond!” and how the name screams “All about women, motherfucker!” I can understand that point pretty well. Even the second loudest feminists often confuse...
The fairness of life can be accurately measured by...
… that my Mum and sister are munching happily on bread, pasta, chocolate and ice cream every day while I nibble on cucumbers, bell peppers, tomatoes and high-protein no-carb food. And I’m the fat one in this family. And by fat I mean actual obesity with additional risk factors of uncertain origin.
moriatea: so i was re-watching iron man and then rhodey saved tony’s number as “the starkster” boys please I always had a feeling that Tony saved it like that himself. Especially with that picture!
THIS IS CUTE DO THIS
Drummers Drumming: Twelve facts about my holiday life
Pipers Piping: Eleven facts about my body
Lords a-Leaping: Ten things I like about my personality
Ladies Dancing: Nine things I dislike about my life
Maids a-Milking: Eight things I like about my friends
Swans a-Swimming: Seven rivals/enemies
Geese a-Laying: Six quirks
Golden Rings: Five shiny things I like
Calling Birds: Four foods I dislike
French Hens: Three of my favorite things
Turtle Doves: Two people I like
Partridge in a Pear Tree: My one love
Everyone else's problems are always bigger than...
That’s, in a way, how I was brought up. Seriously, I could be in hospital with possibly terminal illness and you tell me about your dog’s death last week and I’d be… compelled to sympathise with you more than with myself. I’d possibly even find a reason why I’m responsible for said dog’s death.
rantrantrantrant - don't read if you don't care...
[[MORE]] Right now I feel I should stay in my flat for Christmas and not drive home. Because I’m a fucking mess and if my Mum asked me I would break out in fucking tears and there is nothing, nothing, NOTHING worse in the universe than that. It’s tautology, people. Or something similar. Because showing how I felt got me a lot belittlement and anger in my teenage years - not...
I got OPIs "On her Majesty's Secret Service",...
Merry fucking Christmas to me.
That moment when one of your pictures turns up on...
… and it’s a sketch of anthropomorphic condiments!!!
Oh, God, 'Lewis', why?!?
I’ve been on a spree, all of season 6 in one go. It’s given me those feelings of homesickness again. Can’t even explain why, but I just feel at home with it and I miss the UK every time I watch it. .___.
wellalright: whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse? Not all ab workouts are sit-ups. Centaurs must have massive back muscles and to counteract those they need abs (i.e. to bend forward).